Can't believe i was taught this rubbish in my Nursery!!

Rock-a-bye baby on the tree top, 

when the wind blows the cradle will rock, 

when the bough breaks the cradle will fall, 

down will come baby, cradle and all.  

Can you get more negative?  

Why didn't they just tell us the baby and the cradle was safe all through. 

And who leaves a baby on the tree top anyway? 

Then we have our dear Humpty, who's only sitting on a wall and chilling.

But they tell us, 

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, 

Humpty Dumpty had a great fall; 

All the King's horses 

And all the king's men. 

Cannot put Humpty Dumpty Together again. 

Why? Why all the negativeness?  

They don't spare dear Jack and Jill who simply go up the hill to fetch some water...

but NO, They throw them down too.  

Jack and Jill went up the hill, 

To fetch a pail of water,

Jack fell down and broke his crown, 

And Jill came tumbling after.  

Then, they even threw us all down... 

Ring-a-ring-a-roses, 

A pocket full of posies; 

Hush! hush! hush! hush! 

We're all tumbled down.  

I ask why? 

Why didn't the baby just sleep on his mother's lap? 

Why didn't  poor humpty have a breezy evening n safely get back home? 

Why didn't Jack and Jill bring back the water safely?

Why did we all 'tumble down' when playing?  

Why?  

They should seriously write Positive stuff.   

You get the picture. 

I can't believe I was taught all this!